This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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