I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I have post one night stand depression
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