Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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