There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I look excited, but its just a facade.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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