i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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