would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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