you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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