Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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