You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
His nipple licking is glorious
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