Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm always down for nudity.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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