I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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