I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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