if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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