Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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