Dual....:-)
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
