There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Randomize
