woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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