Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
40s are totally the cure
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
