i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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