I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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