I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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