yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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