I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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