I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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