I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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