If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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