last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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