my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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