While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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