The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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