I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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