I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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