i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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