loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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