i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Michael Bay diarrhea
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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