We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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