She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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