Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
The power of my boobs compel you
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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