There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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