Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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