idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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