It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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