my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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