There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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