I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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