Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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