so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So much rum. So many feels.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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