I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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