But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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