Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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