So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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