he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
well, you know. whores of a feather.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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