I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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